February 14, 2006

a secret note

Listen, I'm writing you 'cause we are in a public place, you're so pretty it makes me shy, and hopefully it will mean more.

1. I've been heartbroken/celibate for a year
2. Tired of being lonely at times
3. I want a girlfriend, lover, best friend, someday wife.

So if you're not in love or married, let me win your heart.

I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of orgasms.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of caring.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of loyalty.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of good-heartd fun.

If you're interested call me [phone number], email me [email]

Don't think I'm some nut. NOT.

I just don't know pick up lines nor would I use them if I did.

I'm a good person. I have good Christian love.

And I am worthy.

- Blaine

2 comments:

andrea said...

as they say in canadian grade school, "NEAT".

this note is begging to be met with giggles. by that, i mean that "I have good Christian love" is begging for it. not in a bad way.

happy valentine's!!!

jean said...

AND I AM WORTHY.